Surfing in the Sky

How many lightbulbs does it take to change the mood?

If that's how many he did, I think I'm screwed

And how many problems can you fit in your limousine?

Let's take 'em around the back to the cash machine

And if my eyes open for business

Or my heart comes home for Christmas

Then I will take you surfing in the sky

No, I can't walk on water

And if you've ever wondered why

Let me take you surfing in the sky

What do you get when you cross the Rubicon

With a man whose sense of humor is all gone?

You tell me I'm the one, I'll be the one that gets away

So when you take your shot and there's no one left to play

And you've got nothing left to give

I'll give you the month to live

And I will take you surfing in the sky

To keep you out of reach

Of every other guy

And I will take you surfing in the sky

Woo

I was made to measure

The sauciest way to pleasure

So I can take you surfing in the sky

Some say hallelujah

And some are even high

So baby, let's go surfing in the sky

Baby, let's go surfing in the sky

Baby, let's go surfing in the sky