The Crablouse (Remastered)

I wanna talk to you about forbidden pleasure of the flesh

The most thrilling satisfaction for all mankind

Better than everything you ever imagined in wildest dreams

The secret of the Crablouse

Here's a message for the girls about vaginas

And the consequence of fiddling with a partner

Mind your labia, they're never out of danger

If you're gonna go to bed with a stranger

Creatures might be hidden in his pubic area

It's the Crablouse that's out to get ya

It's gonna grab you by the pubic hair

Shake your pussy when the bastards there

It's there to stay, sucks all day

It's there to bite, my parasite

The little vampire, horny and so greedy

It doesn't care about a penis and it's envy

It's intelligent, it's nasty and it's sick

A party animal, a pervert and a pig

If a Crablouse gets mixed up with your saliva

Stumbles through your body, right into your vulva

Then waits patiently  until a penetration

Gets it out of there and right into salvation

It's there to stay, sucks all day

It's there to bite, my parasite

My love machine, my maddest dream

Turns me on, makes me cum

Now we know the little Crablouse is a raver

You can't get rid of it unless you use a razor

It's unbearable, funky and so cool

A real smart ass and nobody's fool

If you meet a guy who's scratching at his totem

We all know that it's connected with his scrotum

He might tell you that his undie is too tight

You will know that it's a Crablouse and you're right

It's there to stay, sucks all day

It's there to bite, my parasite

My love machine, my maddest dream

Turns me on, makes me cum