Neighbourhood (Live on TOTP 1996)

Who lives in a house like this?

Who lives in a house like this?

In number 69 there lives a transvestite

He's a man by day, but he's a woman at night

There's a man in number 4 who swears he's Saddam Hussein

Says he's on a chore to start the third world war

Oh, if you find the time, please come and stay a while

In my beautiful neighbourhood

In 110 they haven't paid the rent

So there goes the TV with the repo men

In 999 they make a living from crime

The house is always empty cuz they're all doing time

Oh, if you find the time, please come and stay a while

In my beautiful neighbourhood

My neighbourhood, my, my, my beautiful neighbourhood

My neighbourhood, my, my, my beautiful neighbourhood

Who lives in a house like this?

Who lives in a house like this?

In number 18 there lives a big butch queen

He's bigger than Tyson and he's twice as mean

In 666 there lives a Mr Miller

He's our local vicar and a serial killer

Oh, if you find the time, please come and stay a while

In my beautiful neighbourhood

My neighbourhood, my, my, my beautiful neighbourhood

My neighbourhood, my, my, my beautiful neighbourhood

Who lives in a house like this? (who lives here, man?)

Who lives in a house like this?

Oh they want to knock us down, cuz they think we're scum

But we will all be waiting when the bulldozers come

In a neighbourhood like this you know it's hard to survive

So you better come prepared cuz they won't take us alive

Oh, if you find the time, please come and stay a while

In my beautiful neighbourhood

My neighbourhood, my, my, my beautiful neighbourhood

My neighbourhood, my, my, my beautiful neighbourhood