Neighbourhood

Who lives in a house like this?

Who lives in a house like this?

In number 69, there lives a transvestite

He's a man by day, but he's a woman at night

There's a man in number 4 who swears he's Saddam Hussein

Says he's on the chart to start a third world war

Oh, if you find the time, please come and stay a while

In my beautiful neighborhood

In 110, they haven't paid the rent

So there goes the TV with the repo men

In 999, they make a living from crime

The house is always empty 'cause they're all doin' time

Oh, if you find the time, please come and stay a while

In my beautiful neighborhood, my neighborhood

My, my, my beautiful neighborhood, my neighborhood

My, my, my beautiful neighborhood

Who lives in a house like this?

Who lives in a house like this?

In number 18, there lives a big butch queen

He's bigger than Tyson and he's twice as mean

In 666, there lives a Mr. Miller

He's our local vicar and a serial killer

Oh, if you find the time, please come and stay a while

In my beautiful neighborhood, my neighborhood

My, my, my beautiful neighborhood, my neighborhood

My, my, my beautiful neighborhood

Who lives in a house like this?

Who lives in a house like this?

Oh, they want to knock us down 'cause they think we're scum

But we will all be waiting when the bulldozers come

In a neighborhood like this, you know it's hard to survive

So, you'd better come prepared because they won't take us alive

Oh, if you find the time, please come and stay a while

In my beautiful neighborhood, my neighborhood

My, my, my beautiful neighborhood, my neighborhood

My, my, my beautiful neighborhood