Carol

I don't want to be so sanctimonious

I don't want to be such a negative jerk

But I don't think that Trevor is good for you, Carol

I don't want to be so sanctimonious

I don't want to be such a negative prick

I just you want you to let me hold your heart, Carol

And I don't think Trevor is good for you

I don't want to be a fuckin' Christmas ham

I just want you to love me like I love you, Carol

And I don't think Trevor is good for you

I don't think Trevor is good for you

I don't think Trevor is good for you, Carol

Well, it's been on my brain, so fuck it

Carol, you're my spade, I'm your bucket

I don't want to be so sanctimonious

I don't want to be such a negative jerk

But I'm the one who's been helpin' you through the divorce, Carol

And I don't think Trevor is good for you

I don't think Trevor is good for you

I don't think Trevor is good for you, Carol

Well, it's been on my brain, so fuck it

Carol, you're my spade, I'm your bucket

Well, it's been on my brain, so fuck it

Carol, you're my spade, I'm your bucket

And I don't think Trevor is good for you

I don't think Trevor is good for you

I don't think Trevor is good for you, Carol

And I don't think Trevor is good for you

I don't think Trevor is good for you

I don't think Trevor is good for you, Carol, Carol

Well, it's been on my brain, Carol, fuck it

You'll be my spade, I'm your bucket

It's been on my brain, Carol, fuck it

I want to be your spade, you're my bucket