Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Fuck Guns N' Roses without Slash
A real man never uses hair product unless he's black
Toilet paper is for queers
Gargling after a blowjob is how they make light beer
[Verse 2]
You can't have no fun with an unloaded gun
My dad says that's for pussies
[Verse 3]
Ain't gonna lift the seat to whiz
Just 'cause it's called mens gymnastics doesn't mean it is
This fair trade coffee tastes like gay
Now seems like a good time to out Matthew McConaughey
[Verse 4]
You can't have no fun with an unloaded gun
My dad says that's for pussies
[Verse 5]
Libraries
Backup parachutes and The Versailles Treaty
Seat belts, hurricane warnings and antifreeze
Rogne, helmets, C.P.R. and Kenny G.
Wheelchairs, Gandhi, rehab, brail and harmonies
John Wayne wouldn't ever use a surge protector
[Verse 6]
You can't have no fun with an unloaded gun
My dad says that's for pussies
You can't have no fun with an unloaded gun
My dad says that's for pussies
You can't have no fun with an unloaded gun
My dad says, my dad says
My dad says that's for pussies
Written by: James M. Franks, Jared Hennegan