French or the Trench

We need a system of learnin', got 'em yearnin' to know more All the translation apps squirmin', gettin' burned in the war They can't motivate, set the bait as much As the gigantic aerodynamic beast with a menacin' touch French or the trench, Dutch or the crutch Japanese or broken knees, this owl'll eat you for lunch Czech or your neck, you best protect your streak Hawaiian or you're cryin' and lyin' in the street now