French or the Trench

We need a system of learnin', got 'em yearnin' to know more

All the translation apps squirmin', gettin' burned in the war

They can't motivate, set the bait as much

As the gigantic aerodynamic beast with a menacin' touch

French or the trench, Dutch or the crutch

Japanese or broken knees, this owl'll eat you for lunch

Czech or your neck, you best protect your streak

Hawaiian or you're cryin' and lyin' in the street now