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I Hate Christmas

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I Hate Christmas

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Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS

Duolingo

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COMPOSITION & LYRICS

Michael Gregory

Michael Gregory

Composer

Evan Gregory

Composer

Andrew Gregory

Composer

Lyrics

Fireplace is cracklin', there's snow on the wreath

I love it so much like a kick in the teeth

I know that the world's not supposed to make sense

Against my best efforts, it's December again

Supposed goodwill

Co-opted by brands

And the stupidest music

Forgive me, I can't

Holiday cheer, so beyond cursed

Santa Claus, the literal worst

And you couldn't pay me to go to your ugly sweater party

I hate Christmas, not sorry

Written by: Andrew Gregory, Evan Gregory, Michael Gregory

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