The Naked Mole Rap

Come on and listen to the mole rap Na na na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na na na (Oh) na na na na na na na na na na (Oh) na na na na na, hit it Yo, listen up, have a howler from Ron "Naked Mole Rap" is the name of the song (word) Here's a story in all its glory, ain't hidin' nothin' Y'all know what the truth is how Ron met Rufus Never heard a cat bark, never heard a puppy purr My dad's allergic to every kind of fur So I searched for hairless pets on the internet Saw a JPEG of a pink thing, gonna need sunscreen What is that, that freaky thing? (Yes, that's right, it's the naked mole rat) Come on, y'all, let the girlies sing (Listen to the naked mole rap) uh-huh What is that, that freaky thing? (Yes, that's right, it's the naked mole rat) Hey, wait, I can't hear the girls sing (Listen to the naked mole rap) Na na na na na na na na na na Na na na na na I heard a Smartie Mart was havin' a sale On a hairless pink rodent with a long skinny tail (that's me) It seemed to me this could be a solution The perfect pet for my dad's sensitive constitution So the manager came to open the cage He said, "You know, this pet's hairless" I said, "I couldn't care less" Handed him to me, said, "Be careful, don't drop it And do you want this cage?" "No, I'll keep him in my pocket" (yeah, hey) What is that, that freaky thing? (Yes, that's right, it's the naked mole rat) Come on y'all, let the girls sing (Listen to the naked mole rap) oh yeah What is that, that freaky thing? (Yes, that's right, it's the naked mole rat) Uh, gonna buy me some bling-bling (Listen to the naked mole rap) oh yeah Ooh, super freaky Guitar, baby, uh What are we missin' here? Rufus, the naked mole rat Na na na na na na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na na na Na na na na na (Oh) na na na na na na na na na na (Oh) na na na na na na na na na na (Oh) na na na na na na na na na na (Oh) na na na na na Can I get a boo-yah? (Boo-yah) Oh, can I get a boo-yah? (Boo-yah) Look at the camera, say cheese (cheese) Smile for the camera, say cheese Can I get a boo-yah? (Boo-yah) Oh, can I get a boo-yah? (Boo-yah, boo-yah) I'll look at the camera, say cheese (cheese) I'd smile for the camera, say cheese We've heard of Bueno Nacho, chimerito and a naco Always grande size it, why not, I'm buyin' Rufus in my pocket, you can't stop it Can't top it, don't drop it, you might just pop it Rufus and Ron Stoppable With our best friend Kim Possible We're not afraid of any attack I say "Yo, KP, we got your back" (hai-yah) What is that, that freaky thing (Yes, that's right, it's the naked mole rat) oh Come on y'all, let the girlies sing (Listen to the naked mole rap) uh, uh What is that super freaky thing? (Yes, that's right, it's the naked mole rat) whoo Come on y'all, let those girlies sing (Listen to the naked mole rap) yeah This ain't no, no freak-o Yeah, that's right, it's the naked mole rap This ain't no, no disco Come on, y'all, it's the naked mole rap Uh, this ain't no, no Shego Yeah, that's right, it's the naked mole rap Uh, this ain't no, no wrong-o Come on, y'all, it's the naked mole rap Listen to the naked mole rat Mwah, buh-bye...