If I Was Jesus

If I was Jesus, I'd have some real long hair A robe and some sandals is exactly what I'd wear I'd be the guy at the party turning water to wine Yeah, me and my disciples, we'd have a real good time Ooh, and I'd lay my life down for you (whoa) Yeah, I'd show you who's the boss (whoa) I'd forgive you and adore you While I was hanging on your cross If I was Jesus, I'd have some friends that were poor I'd run around with the wrong crowd, man, I'd never be bored Then I'd heal me a blind man, get myself crucified By politicians and preachers who got something to hide Ooh, and I'd lay my life down for you (whoa) Yeah, I'd show you who's the boss (whoa) I'd forgive you and adore you While I was hanging on your cross If I was Jesus If I was Jesus, I'd come back from the dead And I'd walk on some water, just to mess with your head I know your dark little secrets, I'd look you right in the face And tell you I love you with Amazing Grace Ooh, and I'd lay my life down for you (whoa) Yeah, I'd show you who's the boss (whoa) I'd forgive you and adore you While I was hanging on your cross If I was Jesus If I was Jesus