15 Minutes

I got a call from my best friend this evening

He said he wasn't going out with us guys on Friday night

Yeah, he was going to change for his new found flame to keep her satisfied

And I just laughed and said, "Hey man, well go ahead and try"

Because I gave up smoking, women and drinking last night

It was the worst fifteen minutes of my life

Now I've heard it said that too much fun will kill you

And I'll be the first to tell you that I don't want to die

Too many twelve ounce curls, pretty girls and parties ain't advised

Well, take it from me don't believe all that hype

Well, you could get hit by a truck tomorrow

So you might as well raise a little hell tonight

Man, it was the worst fifteen minutes of my life

That's right