Couch Potato

Aye-yo!

Can everybody shout hey-yo, to Ms. Couch Potato?

She's in her own world in the state of San Diego

Drives a '98, oh, her wage and mind is way low

Papa's little girl but he ain't too proud to say, though

Now I'm sayin' how the hell I'm gon' stop her

Can you tell me am I ever gon' stop her

Now that she don't wanna be proper

So can you tell me how the hell I'm gon'

How the hell I'm gon' stop her?

But she don't really show

That she be getting high just to balance out the lows

Daddy probably tell her, "Baby, that ain't how it goes"

But she know daddy be mad only when her daddy knows

Now I'm sayin' how the hell I'm gon' stop her

Can you tell me am I ever gon' stop her

Now that she don't wanna be proper

So can you tell me how the hell I'm gon'

How the hell I'm gon' stop her?

Said, I ain't gon' dwell on nothin'

Now I ain't gon' dwell on it, no

I ain't gon' plan to bluff it tryna stop her

No, I won't

I ain't gon' dwell on nothin'

I ain't gon' dwell on livin' that life

That they wanted me to live

Can everybody shout hey-oh, to this nice sir

Mr. Couch Potato just like her

He loves what she does when she does what she loves

Now they got this feelin' that this just might work

Singin' how they hell they gon' stop us

Can you tell me are they ever gon' stop us

They know we don't wanna be proper

They ain't ever gon', girl

They ain't ever gon' stop us

Said I ain't gon' to dwell on nothin'

Now I ain't gon' dwell on it, no

I ain't gon' plan to bluff it tryna stop her

No, I won't

I ain't gonna dwell on nothin'

I ain't gonna dwell on livin' that life

That they wanted me to live

Are we ever gonna stop?

Hell no

Say, are we ever gonna stop, now?

Hell no

Say, are we ever gonna stop?

Hell no

Are they ever gonna stop us?

Hell no

Say, are we ever gonna stop, now?

Hell no

Say, are we ever gonna stop?

Hell no

Are they ever gonna stop us?

Hell no

They ain't ever gonna stop us

Hell no

Stop us, no oh

Said I ain't gon' to dwell on nothin'

Now I ain't gon' dwell on it, no

I ain't gonna plan to bluff it

Tryna stop her

No, I won't

I ain't gon' dwell on nothin'

I ain't gon' dwell on livin' that life

That they wanted me to live

Dwell on nothin', dwell on nothin'

A one, a two, a one, two, three, four

Oh hey yo, yo

I'm a couch potato, oh

And I'm proud to say so, ho

And I ain't gon' change

No, I ain't gon' change, no, I ain't gon' change, no

No, I ain't gon' change, no

I'ma be who I am

Because I know I can