Greatest Man Alive

EST the acknickulous one

I'm the greatest man alive

EST the acknickulous one

I'm the greatest man alive

EST the acknickulous one

I'm the greatest man alive

EST the unusual flow

Land scapin', mentally shapin'

Get the gist, don't mess what I'm sayin'

Hilltop bringin' in the bass drop

Soakin' up saps like a household mop

Out to rob, stop, so you're no cop

You try to rock, we brought that whole house dump

Gotta bust a sucker or else it gets borin'

Just like you people need your coffee in the mornin'

And every word is honestly stated

You get it, not synthetic or fabricated

Keep your eyes open, I got you on a scope

Know it like a poet 'cause I'm diddy-do-Joe

Fly like a falcon, strong like a stallion

Now all I need is a gold medallion

Providin' small-time suckers with info

EST's the unusual fellow

Definitely the best thing that's happenin'

Definitely the best thing that's happenin'

Definitely the best thing that's happenin'

Yes it's the ES, the man you can't understand

Much funky on your FM band

The brown-eyed bombshell, rockin' you well

Disignitin' all bitin' and frontin' as well

We propel our records to sell

Like a speedy Lamborghini we're bound to excel

Given the chance to shake your pants

Is somethin' that you'll never forget

I'll make you wake up in a cold sweat

Drippin' with the fluid that wets you when you do it

Know this like Otis when your style is bogus

Love to party with a girlie with a dope body

Gotta bite my tongue, I'm so high-strung

ES the name, knockin' boots is the game

If you ain't a queen, I love you just the same

My name is ESTizinizm, cold gettin' bizinizn

Rallyin' the funky dope razzamatizm

Hit you with the hardest, comin' with the clarity

Skyin' over suckers, defyin' all laws of gravity

The style of my hair like a new-wave afro

EST's the unusual fellow

He's too good to be true

H-He's too good to be true

He's too good to be true

He's too good to be true

With an ultra fresh topic for this here recital

With another one of those crazy fresh titles

It'll be shakin' up and it'll be takin' up

Spacin' the race 'cause the sinister crank it up

EST is the one that's so original

The boy so live, should have his name on your cereal

Instead of Swatch you wear a sinister watch

Worn by the suckers who be sweatin' they clock

'Cause ain't nobody takin' my place, you know what I mean?

Instead of guessin' with some ES jeans

Tight around your putang, so when you shake that thing

Everybody wants you to shake it again

Feel it shuttin' up in my bones

Magically moved by the microphone

At first I just twitch then I get that itch

And real quick, you see me flickin' up the old switch

Sweatin' like a dog in front of sell-out crowds

Dippin' them all in the 3-D style

Now matter how you hype up your twelve-inch

They don't get it, they want my album

They gotta deal with it

You could have had yours out, but now I took ya

Still ain't got one out 'cause you're chasin' funky hookers

And the real slimmies jammin' off of my flow

EST's the unusual fellow

EST's the acknickulous one

I'm the greatest man alive

EST the acknickulous one

I'm the greatest man alive

EST the acknickulous one

I'm the greatest man alive

EST the acknickulous one

I'm the greatest man alive

He's too good to be true

He's tall, he's handsome

He's rich, exciting

Definitely the best thing that's happenin'

EST the acknickulous one

I'm the greatest man alive

EST the acknickulous one

I'm the greatest man alive

EST the acknickulous one

I'm the greatest man alive

EST the acknickulous one

I'm the greatest man alive