Dear Dad

Haha, you know it's really quite funny

I used to look up to you

You were my fuckin' idol

But the truth always comes out

I don't even know what to call you anymore

Dad? Father? Oh, but wait, this one's my favorite

Lying ass motherfucker

Don't you ever (Don't you ever)

Come near me (Come near me)

Or even near to my family

'Cause I promise ('Cause I promise)

I will kill you (I will kill you)

'Cause you're dead as a dad to me

Hey, don't ever (Hey, don't ever)

Try to call me (Try call me)

Twenty years was enough to see

'Cause I promise ('Cause I promise)

And I mean it (And I mean it)

You don't ever wanna fuck with me

Yo, let's fuckin' picture it, shit's about to blast the fan

I was only eight when Mama had to move to Amsterdam

And you approached her as a married man

So leave it up to me, I'll cut your head off

Like the Taliban in Pakistan

I can't believe it, you're out here makin' stacks of cheese

And while I'm stuck here strugglin'

I should make your ass a paraplegic

It's sad to see it, but, Dad, you cheated

I swear to God if you come near me

You'll get stomped on with my black Adidas

You had me fooled for all those years with your lies

But now I see, it's 'cause of you for all the tears in my eyes

And to my mother I apologize sincerely 'cause I

Was always blinded by betrayal that had appeared in disguise

Dad, it's so ridiculous feeling silly I hit you up

For thinkin' you were really a parent, it makes me sick as fuck

And don't be thinkin' that where I'm at is because of you

My fist is where your head will have a one way ticket to

Don't you ever (Don't you ever)

Come near me (Come near me)

Or even near to my family

'Cause I promise ('Cause I promise)

I will kill you (I will kill you)

'Cause you're dead as a dad to me

Hey, don't ever (Hey, don't ever)

Try to call me (Try call me)

Twenty years was enough to see

'Cause I promise ('Cause I promise)

And I mean it (And I mean it)

You don't ever wanna fuck with me

(What up Dad?) Do you remember the birthdays you missed out?

(What up Dad?) Do you remember breakin' into our house?

(What up Dad?) Do you remember buyin' food for yourself?

I was like six without a clue or a doubt

Come on now, tell me, what up Dad?

I wanna rip you up, no, don't just think that's figurative

Livin' up in your villa while we suffered, you told fibs to us

My bottom lip is up but don't assume that means

We won't forget what you just did to us, you're finished, Pops

Let it be told, the story how you chill in mansions with gold

While we nearly got evicted to be ditched in the cold

Don't be tryin' to explain to us, the fact is you did it

The only time I put my hand to you is to smack you with it

And don't go sayin' that you're somethin'

That my step-dad will never be, he cherished me

Your psychopathic ass belongs in therapy

Or maybe I do, 'cause wanna know what I'd do?

I'd fuckin' sever your cerebrum, singin', "La, di, da, doo"

And don't you ever (Don't you ever)

Come near me (Come near me)

Or even near to my family

'Cause I promise ('Cause I promise)

I will kill you (I will kill you)

'Cause you're dead as a dad to me

Hey, don't ever (Hey, don't ever)

Try to call me (Try call me)

Twenty years was enough to see

'Cause I promise ('Cause I promise)

And I mean it (And I mean it)

You don't ever wanna fuck with me

I can't believe this, man

You were my fuckin' hero

Every time my mom tried to tell me the truth

I was right there defending you

You ain't even call me on my birthday

And now I hear you put a price on my mother's head

Fuck that, and fuck you too

'Cause since you took away my trust fund

I'm stuck payin' an interest on my student loan

So stay the fuck away from me

And don't you ever (Don't you ever)

Come near me (Come near me)

Or even near to my family

'Cause I promise ('Cause I promise)

I will kill you (I will kill you)

'Cause you're dead as a dad to me

Hey, don't ever (Hey, don't ever)

Try to call me (Try call me)

Twenty years was enough to see

'Cause I promise ('Cause I promise)

And I mean it (And I mean it)

You don't ever wanna fuck with me

Don't you ever come near me

Or even near to my family

'Cause I promise I will kill you

'Cause you're dead as a dad to me