Boyfriend

I met her on the dance floor

Must have been about three

I could tell by the way she's looking at me that she likes me

So I go and say hello

"What's your name?", Well, she tells me, "It's Flo"

And I know that pretty soon we're gonna dance

Maybe later there could be some romance

And I'm thinkin', oh, I might take a chance, oh

And suddenly she's holdin' my hand, whoa

Well, I'm thinkin' I could be her man, yeah, yeah, yeah

I'm figurin' she might be the one, whoa

Oh, I can feel her hand is on my bum, yeah

Now I'm thinkin' that maybe we could be drinkin' back at my place

So I put my hand to her face

Traced the line of her cheek

I tell her we could stay in bed for the whole of next week

And she smiles at me

She says so evenly, "You know

That'd be just fine with me"

"If I didn't have a boyfriend, yeah, yeah

Oh, I could be your friend, whoa, whoa

If I didn't have a boyfriend, yeah, yeah

But I do, so I've got to keep my hands off you"

So feeling rejected, I head back to the bar

Frustrated to have got so far, then get knocked back

So now I'm knocking back a jar

When suddenly, I spot this hottie from a far

And the next thing I know, she's next to me

Asking if I wanna do some ecstasy

My curiosity gets the best of me

Because the look that she's givin' says sex to me

And I think that maybe we're fallin' in love, whoa

Well, her lips, they fit me like a glove, yeah, yeah, yeah

I lean in and whisper in her ear

"Whoa, baby, let's get out of here"

She takes me by the hand

Says, "That'd be just grand"

"If I didn't have a boyfriend, yeah, yeah

Oh, I could be your friend, whoa, whoa

If I didn't have a boyfriend, yeah, yeah

But I do, so I've got to keep my hands off you

Off you, off you, whoa

My hands off you, whoa

My hands off you"

It's time to leave now, my head is achin'

My heart can't take another breakin'

I should be takin' a taxi home alone, not procrastinating

But then I feel a hand on my hips

And I turn around and see those lips

Her makeup painted on so thick

That I swear it's dripping on her chips

And she looks me in the eye

She says, "Hello there, sexy guy"

But I see through the lies

I see through the smile 'cause I'm getting wise

You've got a boyfriend, haven't you?

I've heard it all before

You can't be my friend

Yeah, I know your game, love

Yeah, you've got a boyfriend

Well, I can see it in your eyes

She says, "Actually, I'll have you know I don't, thank you very much"

"But if I didn't have a husband, six kids and a dog

Well, maybe I would give you a snog

But I do, yeah, in fact, that's him over there

The one comin' at you, waving that chair

And I think that, well, boy, you'd better run

Otherwise, you're gonna come get some"

And I think I must've run all the way home

"If I didn't have a boyfriend, yeah

I could be your friend, whoa

If I didn't have a boyfriend, yeah

But I do, so I've got to keep my hands

If I didn't have a boyfriend

Well na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na

I could be your friend, whoa

If I didn't have a boyfriend, have a boyfriend

Have a boyfriend, have a boyfriend

But I do, so I've got to keep my hands off you"