Donkey

Put my Chevy in the ditch, couple grand to get it fixed

Bank account running dry, boss ain't got no overtime

Friday rolls around, gotta get this party to town

Got nothing to drive but just outside

I hear my ride

Gonna ride that donkey, donkey

Down to the honky tonky

It's gonna get funky, funky

Gonna ride that donkey, donkey

Down to the honky tonky

It's gonna get funky, funky

George Jones took a John Deere tractor

Hope my donkey gets there faster

When I pull up in a pickup truck

Jocks break out in laughter

But the ladies think it's cool

I kick it with a mule

I feel the glass tipping back

They dig the way I ride that ass

And I do, you would if you could too

They all walk funny when they're done

Riding you know who, yeah

Gonna ride that donkey, donkey

Down to the honky tonky

It's gonna get funky, funky

Gonna ride that donkey, donkey

Down to the honky tonky

It's gonna get funky, funky

All the ladies like to ride

All the ladies like to ride

All the ladies like to ride

The ladies like my D-O-N-K-E-Y

Well, they say that it's last call

No, I don't sweat it, y'all

Got a bottle in the saddle

A six pack in the stall

So baby, what you say

We giddyup to my place?

We hit the barn

Ain't no harm

Rolling in the hay, hay

Gonna ride that donkey, donkey

Down to the honky tonky

It's gonna get funky, funky

Gonna ride that donkey, donkey

Down to the honky tonky

It's gonna get funky, funky

Gonna ride that donkey, donkey

(Gonna ride, gonna ride, gonna ride that donkey)

Down to the honky tonky

It's gonna get funky, funky

Gonna ride that donkey, donkey

(Gonna ride, gonna ride, gonna ride that donkey)

Down to the honky tonky

It's gonna get funky, funky

Gonna ride that donkey, donkey

Down to the honky tonky

Gonna get funky, funky

Gonna ride that donkey, donkey

Down to the honky tonky

It's gonna get funky, funky

Gonna ride that donkey, donkey

Down to the honky tonky

It's gonna get funky, funky