Next New Thing

I stopped drinkin' light beer

Started mixin' me some whiskey and Coke

I gave up cigarettes 'cause I found me something better to smoke

I quit that local bar

'Cause I found me a honky tonk scene

I'm just a good ol' boy lookin' for the next new thing

I ain't a do-right, walk the line

Nine-to-five same routine

Hell, I'm an all-night bonafide

Good time, know what I mean?

I'm just a good ol' boy lookin' for the next new thing

Said the neighbors called the cops last night 'bout a quarter till three

Here come the headlights up the drive

Blue lights lookin' for me

Oh, he said, “Buddy, what you doin'?”

I said, “Don't you throw your book at me”

I'm just a good ol' boy lookin' for the next new thing

Lord, I ain't a do-right, walk the line

Nine-to-five same routine

Hell, I'm an all-night bonafide

Good time, know what I mean?

I'm just a good ol' boy lookin' for the next new thing

Oh, I ain't a do-right, walk the line

Nine-to-five same routine

Hell, I'm an all-night bonafide

Good time, know what I mean?

I'm just a good ol' boy lookin' for the next new thing

Hey, I'm just a good ol' boy

Lookin' for the next new thing