Jolly Holiday

Ain't it a glorious day?

Bright as a morning in May

I feel like I could fly (Now, Bert, none of your larking about)

Have you ever seen the grass so green?

Or a bluer sky?

Oh, it's a jolly holiday with Mary

Mary makes your heart so light (You haven't changed a bit, have you?)

When the day is gray and ordinary

Mary makes the sun shine bright (Oh, honestly)

Oh, happiness is blooming all around her

The daffodils are smiling at the dove

When Mary holds your hand, you feel so grand

Your heart starts beating like a big brass band (You are light headed)

It's a jolly holiday with Mary

No wonder that it's Mary that we love

Oh, it's a jolly holiday with Mary

Mary makes your heart so light

When the day is gray and ordinary

Mary makes the sun shine bright

Oh, happiness is blooming all around her

The daffodils are smiling at the dove

When Mary holds your hand, you feel so grand

Your heart starts beating like a big brass band

It's a jolly holiday with Mary

No wonder that it's Mary that we love

Oh, it's a jolly holiday with you, Bert

Gentlemen like you are few (A vanishing breed, that's me)

Though you're just a diamond in the rough, Bert

Underneath your blood is blue (Common knowledge)

You'd never think of pressing your advantage

Forbearance is the hallmark of your creed (True)

A lady needn't fear when you are near

Your sweet gentility is crystal clear

Oh, it's a jolly holiday with you, Bert

A jolly, jolly holiday with you

It's true that Mavis and Sybil have ways that are winning

And Prudence and Gwendolyn set your heart spinning

Phoebe, delightful, Maude is disarming

Janice, Felicia, Lydia? Charming

Cindy is dashing, Vivienne's sweet

Stephanie, smashing, Priscilla, a treat

Veronica, Millicent, Agnes, and Jane

Convivial company, time and again

Dorcas and Phyllis and Glynis are sorts

I'll agree are three jolly good sports

But cream of the crop, give her the top

Is Mary Poppins and there we stop