If I Only Had a Heart (Extended Version)

When a man's an empty kettle

He should be on his mettle

And yet I'm torn apart

Just because, I'm presumin'

That I could be kind of human

If I only had a heart

I'd be tender, I'd be gentle

And awful sentimental

Regarding love and art

I'd be friends with the sparrows

And the boy who shoots the arrows

If I only had a heart

Picture me a balcony

Above, a voice sings low

Wherefore art thou, Romeo?

I hear a beat, how sweet

Just to register emotion, jealousy, devotion

And really feel the part

I could stay young and chipper

And I'd lock it with a zipper

If I only had a heart