It's Dangerous to Go Alone

My name is Link, y'all

I'm straight outta Hyrule

Been on the force of good since 1986

Old school

I'm bringing you a laid back summertime jam

Hold on a minute, Link

Hey what's up, old man?

I see that you're embarking on another epic quest

You're gonna use your ocarina to rescue the princess

But you'll need a magic weapon that'll never ever miss

It's dangerous to go alone, take this

Oh, thanks, old man, that is really very nice

I can always count on you for help and friendly advice

Though I've never seen a sword of quite that shape or size

Oh god, that's not a sword, it's your dick in disguise

Yes, I can't lie

I have painted my schween

Now grab your destiny

If you know what I mean

Wait a minute, Link, don't leave the cave

Where do you think you're going?

This is a great chance to fondle

Scrotum that you're blowing

That was weird but whatever there is no time to lose

I gotta warp right now to Zelda in this chilled out groove

Wait, this isn't Gannon's lair, I'm in Liberty City

This place looks just like Philadelphia but even more shitty

I'm at the corner of Dead cop and Prostitute Junction

Something in my ocarina must have gone and malfunctioned

I gotta fix it quickly, there is justice to do

Hold on a minute, Link

Old man, is that you?

This is a place you can't survive with just your sword and your wits

It's dangerous to go alone, take this

Well that's really kind of

Dah, thats your wrinkled dick again

Look, I know I wear a tunic but I'm not into men

Don't be that way, bitch

Let me introduce you

To my three best friends

Mr. Johnson and the juice crew

If you save the princess Zelda

Well you know you're gonna grab her

So why don't you try to come grab my inflatable poo jabber

Oh my god

I gotta warp outta here, princes Zelda awaits

I must defeat Gannondorf before it gets too late

Okay, now I really don't know where I am

Hold a minute, Link

Goddammit old man

You're in Raccoon City

It's a zombie abyss

It's dangerous to go alone, take

No

Fuck you

Fuck you, I'm not giving you a

I'm not touching your w

Stop the chilled out groove

Geez

You come in here telling me you got a wee wee weapon

It's not cool

I'm not gonna touch it

I'm not gonna s

No

So is that a no on the hand job, or

Okay