Well Did You Evah!

I have heard among this clan

You are called the forgotten man

Is that what they're sayin'?

Well did you evah!

What a swell party this is

And have you heard the story of

A boy, a girl, unrequited love?

Sounds like pure soap opera

I may cry

What a swell party this is

What frills

What cocks

What broads

What jocks

What furs

They are beautiful

Why, I've never seen such

Yuppity

Neither did I

It's all just too

Swell-egant

This French champagne

(Domestic)

So good for the brain

That's what I was gonna say

Well, you know, you're a brilliant fellow

Thank you, I am

Drink up, Jim

So, have you ever been out to L.A. lately?

No, no, not recently

Well, I went there, I had a rental car and all

Oh, really?

Yeah, And I got invited to Pia's house

Pia Zadora's house

Really?

Yeah

Was it nice?

Well, I didn-, I didn't go

Oh

It would've been swell though

Should've gone

It would've been elegant

Elegant

Oh, wait, look, look who's coming in now

Can you believe it?

I hear they dismantled Pickfair

That's good

It wasn't elegant enough

Yeah

You know

Probably full of termites

It's great

It's grand

Wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wonderland

La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la

We sing

So rare

Like old camembert

Have you heard the dyin' star?

She got bit in the Astor Bar

Sauced again, well did you evah!

What a swell party this is

Have you heard

It's in the stars

Next July we collide with Mars

Well did you evah!

What a swell party

What a swell party

What a swell-egant, elegant, smarty

A smarty (Smarty), a smarty party

I am a (You are a) smarty (I'm pretty smart)

To come to this party

That's right

Now, piss off

That's clever