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When the moon arises in the western sky

And the vampires are out on the sly

At times they have trouble finding necks to bite

That's why I concocted my new delight

My riboflavin-flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood

His riboflavin-flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood

Drac came to me one night at twelve

And said the blood bank had no blood on the shelf

I explained, "Don't fret, I'll give you a fix

Of my newly-regenerated mix"

I gave him riboflavin-flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood

He gave him riboflavin-flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood

It gives you quick relief, you see

From fang aches and corpuscle deficiency

And after consuming my laboratory brew

It'll make a new a new vampire of you

It's got corn oil added, only one calorie, polyunsaturated blood

Drac enjoyed my brew without a hitch

Now he's one of those who'd rather fight than switch

If you're biting more necks, enjoying it less

Try, my new non-carbonatedness

My riboflavin-flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood

His riboflavin-flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood

It helps promote perspiration odor (Riboflavin-flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood)

It puts bad breath in ghouls (Riboflavin-flavored)

Why, our group had twenty-one percent fewer fangs (Non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood)

I gotta tell ya, it makes a great bloody Mary, too (Riboflavin-flavored, non-carbonated)

Frank, you oughtta try one of these things (polyunsaturated blood)

Riboflavin-flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood