Take My Drunk Ass Home (Demo)

It's time to take my drunk ass home

I drank all the whiskey and my money's all gone

Hit on all the girls, sang every song

It's time to take my drunk ass home

Well, I worked all week

So I could come here

Have a good time and an ice cold beer

But one turned to ten

And ten turned to twenty

And twenty plus an empty bottle's too damn many

Yeah, it's time to take my drunk ass home

I drank all the whiskey and my money's all gone

Hit on all the girls, sang every song

It's time to take my drunk ass home

Well, it seems that I misplaced my shirt

I can't find my keys for all this parking lot dirt

My fallback plan has sone got sad

'Cause my ex girlfriend ain't looking half bad

Yeah, it's time to take my drunk ass home

I drank all the whiskey and my money's all gone

Hit on all the girls, sang every song

It's time to take my drunk ass home

Help me up

Oh, put me back down, put me back down

I sucker-punched my best friend

And the bouncer headlocked me on the stage with the band

I, I look like hell, I feel like shit

I think it's time I call it quits

Yeah, it's time to take my drunk ass home

I drank all the whiskey and my money's all gone

Hit on all the girls, sang every song

It's time to take my drunk ass home

Yeah, it's time to take my drunk ass home

I twisted up my ankle, can't find my cellphone

Yeah, my lips all busted and my buzz is gone

It's time to take my drunk ass home

If y'all agree, then sing along

Yeah, it's time to take my drunk ass home

Oh, somebody call me a cab

Please