No News

She said "It's just a woman thing" and pulled out of the drive

I said not to worry, I'm an understanding guy

I heard that when you love someone you gotta let 'em go

She hollered "When I find myself you'll be the first to know"

Ooh, no news

I learned to do the laundry, feed the cat, and clean the house

I promised to be patient while she worked her problems out

When she packed her bags, her destination wasn't clear

But I sensed that her intentions were honest and sincere

Ooh, no news

She could telephone, tell a friend, tell a lie about where she's been (No news)

Send a pigeon, send a fax, write it on a post-it pad (No news)

Send a signal up in smoke, tap it out in Morse Code

I'd prefer a bad excuse to no news

Her mama's been a little vague as to her whereabouts

Her sister says "I'm certain your romance is headed south"

I don't have a single doubt that she's still in love

My level of anxiety is just a product of

Ooh, no news

She could telephone, tell a friend, tell a lie about where she's been (No news)

Send a pigeon, send a fax, write it on a post-it pad (No news)

Send a signal up in smoke, tap it out in Morse Code

I'd prefer a bad excuse

She missed her bus, missed her plane, surely this can be explained (No news)

Lost her car at the mall, got locked in a bathroom stall (No news)

Joined a cult, joined the klan, on the road with Pearl Jam (No news)

Buried with The Grateful Dead, came back as a Parrot Head (No news)

Got derailed, got de-iced, offered as a sacrifice (No news)

FBI, CIA, if they've seen her they ain't saying

No news

Still no news, woah-oh