Cheater, Cheater

Cheater, cheater, where'd you meet her down at Ernie's bar?

Did she smile your way, twirl her hair and say

How cute your dimples are?

Did she use that line your place or mine

While you danced with her real slow?

Tell me

Cheater, cheater, where'd you meet that no good white trash hoe?

Liar, liar did you buy her whiskey all night long?

Did you hide your ring in the pocket of your jeans

Or did you just keep it on?

When the deed was done and you had your fun

Did you think I wouldn't know?

Tell me

Cheater, cheater, where'd you meet that no good white trash hoe?

Now I'm not one to judge someone

That I ain't never met

But to lay your hands on a married man's about as low as a gal can get

Hey, I wish her well as she rots in hell

And you can tell her I said so

Cheater, cheater, where'd you meet that no good white trash hoe?

Loser, loser, hope you love her 'cause you're stuck with her now

Take your sorry butt load up all your stuff

And get the hell out of my house

But I just wish you'd tell me this one thing before you go

Cheater, cheater, where'd you meet that no good white trash hoe?

Now I'm not one to judge someone

That I ain't never met

But to lay your hands on a married man's about as low as a gal can get

Hey, I wish her well as she rots in hell

And you can tell her I said so

Cheater, cheater, where'd you meet that no good white trash hoe?

Yeah, I just wish you'd tell me this one thing before you go

Cheater, cheater, where'd you meet that lowdown

Uptown, slept with every guy around, pressed on eyelash no good white trash ho?