Kiss This

She was a woman on a mission

Here to drown him and forget him

So I set her up again to wash him down

She had just about succeeded

When that low-down, no good cheatin'

Good for nothin' came struttin' through the crowd

Oh, he was layin' it on so thick

He never missed a lick

Professing his never ending love

Oh, but I never will forget

When she stood up and said

"So I guess you think we're just gonna kiss and make up, don't ya?"

That's when she said

"Why don't you kiss

(Kiss)

Hey kiss this

And I don't mean on my rosy red lips

Uh, me and you

(Me and you)

Uh, we're through

(We're through)

And there's only one thing left for you to do

You just come on over here one last time

(Ooh, ooh)

Pucker up and close your eyes

And kiss this

(Kiss)

Uh, goodbye"

Well the next thing I recall

She had him back against the wall

Chewin' him like a bulldog on a bone

She was puttin' him in his place

And I mean right up in his face

Draggin' him down a list of done-me-wrongs

(Bah-do-wah-ooh)

Well it was just about now

That the crowd gathered 'round

(Bah-do-wah-ooh, ooh)

They've come to watch him pay for his every sin

She called him everything under the sun

And when we thought that she was done

She reared back

And she let him have it again, man

She said, she said

"Why don't you kiss

(Kiss)

Hey kiss this?

And I don't mean on my rosy red lips

Hey, me and you

(Me and you)

Uh, we're through

(We're through)

And there's only one thing left for you to do

You just come on over here one last time

(Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh)

Pucker up and close your eyes

And kiss this

(Kiss)

Hey kiss this

And I don't mean on my rosy red lips

Hey, me and you

(Me and you)

Uh, we're through

(We're through)

And there's only one thing left for you to do

You just come on over here one last time

(Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh)

Pucker up and close your eyes

And kiss this

(Kiss)

Uh, goodbye

Hey kiss this

Goodbye

(See ya)"