Credits
PERFORMING ARTISTS
Ashley Monroe
Vocals
Richard Bennett
Acoustic Guitar
Greg Morrow
Drums
Steve Gibson
Electric Guitar
Stuart Duncan
Fiddle
Michael Rhodes
Bass Guitar
Paul Franklin
Steel Guitar
John Jarvis
Piano
Dennis Crouch
Double Bass
Blake Shelton
Vocals
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Ashley Monroe
Songwriter
Vince Gill
Composer
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Vince Gill
Producer
Matt Rausch
Assistant Engineer
Drew Bollman
Assistant Engineer
Justin Niebank
Mixing Engineer
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
You ain't Dolly
And you ain't Porter
She's a little bit fuller
And you're a whole lot shorter
Let's dance all night
And fill the jukebox full of quarters
'Cause you ain't Dolly
Nah, and you ain't Porter
[Verse 2]
Well, I noticed you right off the bat in those cowboy boots
Who couldn't help but see you in that rhinestone suit
That's 'cause I'm the reigning queen of karaoke night
Well, if I get drunk enough to sing, hell, I just might
Hey now, don't you worry, cowboy, 'cause I'll get you through
We'll sing a cheating song, just like they used to do
[Verse 3]
'Cause you ain't Dolly
And you ain't Porter
She's a little bit fuller
Yeah, but you're a whole lot shorter
Let's drink all night
And fill the jukebox full of quarters
'Cause you ain't Dolly
And you ain't Porter
[Verse 4]
You'll probably see me country singing
On The Voice someday
Yeah, and I'm the guy they wrote about in Fifty Shades of Grey
Why don't you come on back to my place
And you can have your way
Oh baby, that sounds temptin'
But I just can't stay
Oh, we we won first prize cowboy, let's just split the dough
Honey, I will always love you, but we'll never know
[Verse 5]
'Cause you ain't Dolly
Aw, and you ain't Porter
She's a little bit fuller
Yeah, and you're a whole lot shorter
We danced all night
We filled the jukebox full of quarters
[Verse 6]
'Cause you ain't Dolly
And you ain't Porter, no
Naw, you ain't Dolly
And you ain't Porter
Written by: Ashley Monroe, Vince Gill