Welcome 2 the Party (Ode 2 the Old School)

It ain't nothing but a party, hey

From the early evening till the break of day

So step this way and let your mind be free

And by the way, welcome 2 the party

Well, my name's Kid Rock, I'm a Capricorn

And Detroit City is where I was born

When I was young I knew I'd always be

A super live body rocking MC

I'm TNT, I'm dynamite

And I'm gon' rock this party all damn night

I got the gift of gab, I can walk the walk

I became an MC when I learned to talk

Saying, goo-goo gah-gah, I got a lotta

Time to eat MC's like piranha

I'm a pro at this, yeah, the ultimate

'Cause I don't spit my rap too quick

I'm the lady's pick all around the the world

But I only got eyes for just one girl

I don't twirl around like a ballerina

I roll through towns and I rock arenas

I may seem a little under age

But at least I am not under paid

I'm one-of-a-kind, here to shock your mind

And I will serve no rhymes before their time

The K-K-Kid Rock, that is my name

And if you ask me again, I'll tell you the same

Who's to blame, I don't really know

But my game's so tight, I think I'm gonna go pro

So here we go, here, here we go

I'ma rock it up high, then rock it down low

From the floor, to the ceiling, to the living room

'Cause people like to hear my bass go, boom

The one two three, three t-two one

Don't stop me now, I've just begun

Don't cut me down, don't start no fight

Or I'll put my foot in your ass tonight

I'm outta sight like the planet Mars

And when I set my sights, I shoot for stars

I don't like small cars or real big women

But somehow, I always find myself in 'em

I'm a hidden gem, a rolling stone

I'm a one man band with a microphone

Here to make you shake and move your body

So come on in and welcome 2 the party

It ain't nothing but a party, hey

From the early evening till the break of day

So step this way and let your mind be free

And by the way, welcome 2 the party

Uh, uh, excuse me, Mr. Kid Rock, uh, can I do my thing?

Uh, can I have a little something to say right here?

Oh, yeah, go ahead, baby

I'm a real live show, you can watch me throw

I'm the M to the L and I'll let you know

Alize is too sweet and beer'll make you fat

I gotta pound of dank and a gallon of Cognac

I'm all of that and a bag of chips

Fuck it, I'm the whole damn party mix

I'm the chick that doesn't seem all that classy

You can't party with me, boy, you can kiss my a**

It ain't nothing but a party, hey

From the early evening till the break of day

So step this way and let your mind be free

And by the way, welcome 2 the party

Hey, Grandmaster Vibe, that old school shit's fresh

But, uh

Let's rock some of that fucking 1998 Kid Rock shit, bro

I'm a Irish lad, but don't call me Clancy

I'm gonna rock it for Dixie to suit your fancy

Rock your pants off and party my dick off

People wanna know when's the tour gonna kick off

I'm no rip-off, it's all original

Not too political, a little cynical

About the fakes, the squawkers

Straight talk a lot of caca

Know a lot of chicks that like to call me papa

Don't start drama, macks in the Bahamas

Rock on the dance floor to din-dada

'Cause I'm a player that you love to hate

Got your your girl sucking dick on video tape

I like pussy, sucking on titties

Fucked a lot a different bitches

From a bunch of different cities

Kid Rock and I'm the same old fool

I'll tell you, drop your boyfriend

Then drop outta high school

I gotta whirlpool, don't even ask

Licking pussy underwater

Shooting bubbles up your ass

I'm so crass, that I'm the last of my kind

Me, Slick Willie, and the DC Shrine

Sometimes I rhyme just for kicks

Forget the bullshit and bust like this

I don't steal from the rich and give to the poor

I take from my bitches and give it to my whores

What up, I'm saying everybody

You get fucked up and I'll rock the party

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Dude, you're out of your fucking mind