American Bad Ass

Yeah! I've set up and torn down this stage with my own two hands

We've traveled this land, packed tight in minivans

And all this for the fans, girls, money, and fame

I played their game, and had them scream my name

I will show no shame, I live and die for this

If I come off soft then, chew on this!

Are you scared?

Devil without cause, and I'm back

With the beaver hats and Ben Davis slacks

30-pack of Stroh's 30-pack of hoes

No rogaine in the propane flows

Chosen one, I'm the living proof

With the gift of gab from the city of truth

I jabbed and stabbed and knocked critics back

And I did not stutter when I said that

I'm goin' platinum sellin' rhymes

I went platinum seven times

And still they, ill they wanna see us fry

I guess because of only God knows why, why, why, why, why

Oh, they call me cowboy, I'm the singer in black

Throw a finger in the air let me see where you're at

And say, "Hey, hey!"

Let me hear where you're at and say, "Hey, hey!"

I'm giving back, so say, "Hey, hey!"

Show me some metal and say, "Hey, hey, hey, hey!"

(Fuck all y'all)

I like AC/DC and ZZ Top

Bocephus, Beasties, and the Kings of Rock

Skynyrd, Seger, Limp, Korn, the Stones

David Allen Coe, and No Show Jones

Yeah, pass that bottle around

Got the rock from Detroit and soul from Motown

The underground stoned fuckin' pimp

With tracks that mack and slap back the whack

Never gayed away I don't play with ass

But watch me rock with Liberace flash

Punk rock, the Clash, boy-bands are trash

I like Johnny Cash and Grandmaster Flash

Oh, they call me cowboy, I'm the singer in black

Throw a finger in the air let me see where you're at

And say, "Hey, hey!"

Let me hear where you're at and say, "Hey, hey!"

I'm giving back, so say, "Hey, hey!"

Show me some metal and say, "Hey, hey, hey, hey!"

Yeah, I saw your band

Jumping around on stage like a bunch of wounded ducks

When you gonna learn, sucker?

You just can't fuck with Twisted Brown Trucker

I'm an American Bad Ass, watch me kick

You can roll with Rock or you can suck my dick

I'm a porno flick I'm like Amazing Grace

I'm gonna fuck some hoes after I rock this place

Super fly living doublewide

Side-car on my Glide so Joe C can ride

Full sack to share bringing flash and flair

Got the long hair swinging, middle finger in the air

Snake skin suit, 65 Chevelle

See me ride in sin, hear the rebel yell

I won't live to tell, so if you do

Give the next generation a big "Fuck you!"

Who knew I'd blow up like Oklahoma

Said, "Fuck high school", pissed on my diploma

Smell the aroma, check my hits

I know it stinks in here, cause I'm the shit!

Oh, they call me cowboy I'm the singer in black

Let me hear where you're at and say, "Hey, hey!"

I'm giving back, so say, "Hey, hey!"

Show me some metal and say, "Hey, hey, hey, hey!"

I'm a cowboy, badass in black, singing,"Hey, hey, hey, hey!"

From side to side from front to back, say,"Hey, hey, hey, hey!"

I put Detroit City back on the map by singin',"Hey, hey, hey, hey!"

Kid Rock's in the house and that's where I'm at