Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Oh yes, I wanna be a squirrel
[Verse 2]
You know I wanna be a squirrel
Without a trouble in the world
I'd live up in a tree
And I'd be so happy
Yes, I wanna be a squirrel
I also wanna be with you
Instead of haunting bars
We'd be out chasing cars
[Verse 3]
When we fall in love
We can pick the day
Squirrels, they never fall
Happier that way
[Verse 4]
Hey, I wanna be a squirrel
[Verse 5]
Oh, yes, I wanna be a squirrel
And would you be my squirrelly girl?
I'd throw my nuts at you
Then we'd go have a chew
Yes, I wanna be a squirrel
I also wanna be a narwhal
I'd swim around your boat
And you'd come down my throat
[Verse 6]
When we fall in love
We can pick the day
Squirrels, they never fall
Happier that way
[Verse 7]
Hey! (Whistle while you work, Hitler is a jerk)
(Mussolini bit his weenee, now it doesn't work)
