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Slowpoke
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Rock
Slowpoke was released on July 15, 2003 by Metal Blade Records as a part of the album Songs for the Wrong
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Release DateJuly 15, 2003
LabelMetal Blade Records
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM131

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Music Video

Credits

Lyrics

This here is the story of Slowpoke, the slowest dick in the west
Slowpoke met a woman, tried to fuck her on a train
He took so long she fell asleep, woke up, then slept again
Finally got his dick out, tried to fuck her on a plane
It took off, flew 'round, landed, then just took right off again
Slowpoke stick your dick in, quit beating 'round the bush
All you need's a glob of spit, a hole, and one good push
If you don’t make a booty call, our line will soon expire
Come on Mister Slowpoke, go make your dick perspire
Slowpoke got all wasted, had to go to outer space
Met a mutant Ewok with a faggot for a face, he said
"Hey Slowpoke, gonna make your dick throw up"
Slowpoke took so goddamn long, the shuttle just blew up
Slowpoke stick your dick in and give that thing a push
All you need's a dildo and the guy who sings for Bush
Maybe cuz yer dick's so big, you just can’t find the end
Slowpoke with your big fat dick, you'll be my big fat friend
Slowpoke is a constellation whose light will never die
Pinned in eternal blackness kinda like a butterfly
And next to him's a naked lady made of shining stars
Just a dick-length outta reach, but that's one lick too far
Slowpoke got retarded and I swear the pussy parted
And I think my doggy farted, oh
If you don't make a booty call, our line will soon expire
Maybe 'cause your dick's so big, you should go fuck a tire
Written by: Dave Brockie Experience
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