I Married Up

She's in her brown fuzzy slippers and a mustard yellow Terry Clothier robe

She's got her mail-order Richard Petty earrings dangling from each lobe

She's got her hair up in rollers and the rollers are mountain dew cans

She's a picture of grace with that grilled spam n' cheese in her hands

I know what you're saying it's a hard thing to miss

How's a fella like me get a woman like this

I married up (I married up)

My life is sweet as a daydream

I married up (I married up)

And now were living in her airstream

I married up (I married up)

I'm all about social status

I married up (I married up)

She even knows who her dad is

Well you should've seen me before my woman came into my life (it wasn't pretty)

I was a mess, I confess I don't know where I'd be without my wife (he's such a pity)

I don't know how I ever drove

Don't know how I crossed the street

Don't know how I held a fork

How I lived to see without her

Without my loving wife

She could do better if her confidence'd glitter

But it littered down the road for me

7 years after I'm still a benefactor of a woman's low self-esteem

I married up (I married up)

I give my woman all the credit... cards

I married up (I married up)

And now she won't let me forget it

I married up (I married up)

My brothers know that it's true

I married up (I married up)

And if you know what's good for you, you'll say it too, cmon' guys

I married up (I married up)

Let's hear ya, I married up (I married up)

Everybody now cmon guys, I married up (I married up)

Huh, ahh, I married up (I married up)

Tell me too now, I married up (I married up)

You know you did, I married up (I married up)

Cmon guys, I married up (I married up)

Denial helps no one, I married up (I married up)

Oh, huh, I married up (I married up)

That's it, I married up (I married up)

I married up (I married up)

I married up (I married up)

I married up (I married up)

That's right

I married up (I married up)

I married up (I married up)...