I Was Just Flipped Off By a Silver Haired Old Lady With a 'honk

I was just flipped off by a silver haired old lady with a "honk if you love Jesus" sticker on the bumper of her car

I was feeling pretty Christian

I was loving all my neighbors

When I saw that bumper sticker there I didn't think twice

My hand went for my horn and I pushed it with conviction

When I saw that lady's finger about put my heart on ice

Cos' I was just flipped off by a silver haired old lady with a "honk if you love Jesus" sticker on the bumper of her car

And it makes me want to cry

But I may never have the gunction now

To read those one line sermons in bright yellow, black & white

I've been bogeyed up so many times while stopped in rush hour traffic

And forgive me Lord for saying, but my faith is weak tonight

Cos' I was just flipped off by a silver haired old lady with a "honk if you love Jesus" sticker on the bumper of her car

You say maybe it's a rental, she could be the second owner

She could be a Godless sinner in a loaner from a friend

And while that helps I do feel better

I just can't help but see it as a sign the world is doomed and were that much closer to the end

Cos' I was just flipped off by a silver haired old lady with a "honk if you love Jesus" sticker on the bumper of her car