Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown)

I am complete

Fuck

Yes, you are fucked

Shit out of luck

Now I'm complete

And my cock, you will suck

This world will be mine

And you're first in line

You brought me the pick

And now you shall both die

Wait, wait, wait, you mothafucka

We challenge you to a rock off

Give us one chance to rock your socks off

Fuck, fuck, fuck

The demon code prevents me

From declining a rock off challenge

What are your terms?

What's the catch?

If we win, you must take

Your sorry ass back to Hell

And also, you will have to pay our rent

And what if I win?

Then you can take Kage back to Hell

What?

Trust me, Kage, it's the only way

What the fuck you talking about?

To be your little bitch

Fine

Let the rock off begin

I'm the Devil, I love metal

Check this riff, it's fucking tasty

I'm the Devil, I can do what I want

Whatever I've got, I'm gonna flaunt

There's never been a rock off that I've ever lost

I can't wait to take Kage back to Hell

I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel

I'll make him squeal like my Scarlet Pimpernel

No

Come on, Kage, bring the thunder

There's just no way that we can win

That was a masterpiece

Listen to me

He rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man

Goddamnit, Kage

He gonna make you his sex slave

You're gonna gargle mayonnaise

No

Unless we bust a massive monster mama-jam

Dude, we've been through so much shit

Deactivated lasers with my dick

Now it's time to blow this fucker down

Come on, Kage, now it's time to blow doors down

I hear you, Jables, now it's time to blow doors down

Light up the stage 'cause it's time for a showdown

We'll bend you over, then we'll take ya to Browntown

Now we've got to blow this fucker down

He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down

Come on, Kage, 'cause it's time to blow doors down

Ooh, we'll pile drive you

It's time for a smackdown

Hey, Antichrister, Beelzeboss

We know your weakness

Our Rocket Sauce

We rock the Casbah

And blow your mind

We will defeat you

For all mankind

You hold the scepter

We hold the key

You are the Devil

We are the D

We are the D, we are the D, we are the D

We are the D, we are the D, we are the D

We are the D, we are the D, we are the D

We are the D, we are the D, we are the D

We are the D, we are the D, we are the D

We are the D, we are the D

You guys are fuckin' lame

Come on, Kage, you're comin' with me

Taste my lightning, fucker

No

Ow! Fuck

My fuckin' horn

Oh, no

From whence you came, you shall remain

Until you are complete again

No

Fuck you, Kage

And fuck you, Jables

I'll get you, Tenacious D