Smokey Joe's Cafe

Waah-aah (At Smokey Joe's Cafe)

Waah-aah (At Smokey Joe's Cafe)

One day, while I was eating beans (At Smokey Joe's Cafe)

Just sittin' diggin' all the scenes (At Smokey Joe's Cafe)

A chick came walkin' through the door

That I had never seen before

At least, I never saw her down (At Smokey Joe's Cafe)

And I started shakin' when she sat right down next to me

Her knees were almost touching mine (At Smokey Joe's Cafe)

A chill was running down my spine (At Smokey Joe's Cafe)

I could smell her sweet perfume

She smiled at me, my heart went boom

Then everybody in the room (At Smokey Joe's Cafe)

They said, "Man be careful, that chick belongs to Smokey Joe"

From behind the counter I saw a man

A chef's hat on his head and a knife in his hand

He grabbed me by my collar and began to shout

You better eat up all your beans, boy, and clear right on out

Yes, I know I'll never eat again (At Smokey Joe's Cafe)

And so we'll never meet again (At Smokey Joe's Cafe)

I'd rather eat my chili beans

At Jim's or Jack's or John's or Gene's

Then take my chances eating down (At Smokey Joe's Cafe)

Why risk my life when that Smokey Joe's a crazy fool?

Waah-aah, at Smokey Joe's Cafe

Waah-aah, at Smokey Joe's Cafe

Waah-aah, at Smokey Joe's Cafe

Waah-aah, at Smokey Joe's Cafe