Big Ten-Inch Record

Got me the strangest woman

Believe me this chick's no cinch

But I really get her going

When I get out my big ten inch

Record of a band that plays the blues

The band that plays the blues

She just love my big ten inch

Record of her favorite blues

Last night I tried to tease her

I gave her a little pinch

But she said, "Now stop that jivin'

And get out that big ten inch"

Record of a band that plays the blues

Well, a band that plays the blues

She just loves my big ten inch

Record of her favorite blues

I cover her with kisses

When we're in a lover's clinch

And when she gets all excited

She begs for my big ten inch

Record of a band that plays the blues

Well, a band that plays the blues

She just love that big ten inch

Record of her favorite blues

My gal don't go for smokin'

And liquor just makes her flinch

Seems she just goes for nothin'

Except my big ten inch

Record of a band that plays the blues

Well, the band that play the blues

She just love my big ten inch

Record of her favorite blues