Wasn't That a Party

Coulda been the whiskey

Mighta been the gin

Coulda been the three or four six packs, I don't know

But look at the mess I'm in

My head is like a football

I think I'm gonna die

Tell me, me, oh, me, oh, my

Wasn't that a party?

Someone took a grapefruit

He wore it like a hat

I saw someone under my kitchen table

Talkin' to my old tom cat

They were talkin' 'bout hockey

And the cat was talkin' back

Along about then everything went black

Wasn't that a party?

I'm sure it's just my memory

Playin' tricks on me

But I think I saw my buddy

Cuttin' down my neighbor's tree

Coulda been the whiskey

Mighta been the gin

Coulda been the three or four six packs, I don't know

But look at the mess I'm in

My head is like a football

I think I'm gonna die

Tell me, me, oh, me, oh, my

Wasn't that a party?

Billy, Joe, and Tom

Well, they went a little far

Well, they were sittin' in my backyard, blowin' on a siren

From somebody's police car

So you see, your honor

It was all in fun

The little bitty track meet down on Main Street

Was just to see if the cops could run

Well, they run us in to see you

In an alcoholic haze

I sure can use those thirty days

To recover from the party

Coulda been the whiskey

Mighta been the gin

Coulda been the three or four six packs, I don't know

But look at the mess I'm in

My head is like a football

And I think I'm gonna die

Tell me, me, oh, me, oh, my

Wasn't that a party?

Coulda been the whiskey

Mighta been the gin

Coulda been the three or four six packs, I don't know

But look at the mess I'm in

My head is like a football

I think I'm gonna die

Tell me, me, oh, me, oh, my

Wasn't that a party?

Wasn't that a party?

Wasn't that a party?

Whoa, what a party

Wasn't that a party?

Oh, what a party

Wasn't that a party?

Whoa, what a party

Whoa, party

What a party

Wasn't that a party?

Wasn't that a party?