The Truth Is... (I Lied About Everything)

You lie about you, and you lie about me

You lie about your exes and the STD's

You grew up rich in the Florida Keys

You lie about everything

Lie about a baby being on the way

You're lyin' to yourself if you think I'll stay

It's just a big game I don't wanna play

You lie about everything

You think you'll get everything you want

But you ain't gonna get it from me

The truth is it was all pretend

All along I've been sleeping with your best friend

The truth is I really hate your face

You were never all that hot in the first place

Bad in bed, you suck at giving head

You've gone and got me thinkin' I'll be better off dead

The truth is you're fucking useless

The truth is I lied about everything

You lie to your folks, say everything's fine

What you don't know rent's two months behind

Tell all your friends that we have a great time

You lie about everything

You lied when you said your tits are real

Well they're about as fake as the way we feel

You're so full of shit, how can I deal

'Cause you lie about everything

I don't think we stand a chance

What you said we can't take back

The truth is it was all pretend

All along I've been sleeping with your best friend

The truth is I really hate your face

You were never all that hot in the first place

Bad in bed, you suck at giving head

You've gone and got me thinkin' I'll be better off dead

The truth is you're fucking useless

The truth is I lied about everything

Well, I lied about you, and I lied about me

Now that you know I'm finally free

One last thing I'll say that's true

I lied when I said I'm in love with you

The truth is it was all pretend

All along I've been sleeping with your best friend

The truth is I really hate your face

You were never all that hot in the first place

Your ass is fat, and you ain't that smart

Every time you talk you got me falling apart

The truth is you're fucking useless

The truth is I lied about everything

I lied about everything

I lied, I lied, I lied, I lied, I lied