Welcome To The Cheapseats

Laugh when he jokes, slap him when he chokes

It's time to give up the smokes

And ohh when he cries don't wipe his eyes

Take the wine from the swine

And remind him of his crimes

Ohh in another world............

Yeah he could wear a dress

Ohh in another world............

Yeah he could wear a dress

Imagine his surprise when he opened his eyes

And I'd run the lawnmower over his thighs

Imagine the disturbance

At the time of the occurrence

When his life became a burden

And we laughed at his cries

Ohh in another world............

Yeah he could wear a dress

Ohh in another world............

Yeah he could wear a dress

Welcome to the cheap seats

Welcome to the cheap seats

Welcome to the cheap seats

Welcome to the cheap seats

Welcome to the cheap seats

Welcome to the cheap seats

Where your life's seen through cracked spectacles

Ohh in another world............

Yeah he could wear a dress

Ohh in another world............

Yeah he could wear a dress

Ohh in another world............

Yeah he could wear a dress

Ohh in another world............

Yeah he could wear a dress