Punk Rock 101

Rock!

She works at Hot Topic

His heart, microscopic

She thinks that it's love

But to him it's sex

He listens to emo

But Fat Mike's his hero

His bank account's zero

What comes next?

Same song, different chorus

It's stupid, contagious

To be broke and famous

Can someone please save us

From punk rock 101?

My dickies, your sweatbands

My spiked hair, your new vans

Let's throw up our rock hands

For punk rock 101

She bought him a skateboard

A rail slide, his knee tore

He traded it for drums

At the local pawn shop

She left him for staring at girls

And not caring when she cried

'Cause she thought Bon Jovi broke up

Same song, second chorus

It's stupid, contagious

To be broke and famous

Can someone please save us

From punk rock 101?

My dickies, your sweatbands

My spiked hair, your new vans

Let's throw up our rock hands

For punk rock 101

Don't forget the delay

On the very last word

Seven years later, he works as a waiter

She married a trucker

And he's never there

The story never changes

Just the names and faces

Like Tommy and Gina

They're living on a prayer

(Did you just say that?) I said

It's stupid, contagious

To be broke and famous

Can someone please save us

From punk rock 101?

My dickies, your sweatbands

My spiked hair, your new vans

Let's throw up our rock hands

For punk rock 101

It's stupid, contagious

To be broke and famous

Can someone please save us

From punk rock 101?

My dickies, your sweatbands

My spiked hair, your new vans

Let's throw up our rock hands

For punk rock 101

It's stupid, contagious

Same song, different chorus

To be broke and famous

Can someone please save us

Same song, different chorus

From punk rock 101?

My dickies, your rock hands

Same song, different chorus

My spiked hair, your new vans

Let's shoplift some sweatpants

Same song, different chorus

At punk rock 101