Girl All the Bad Guys Want

Eight o'clock, Monday night and I'm waiting

To finally talk to a girl a little cooler than me

Her name is Nona she's a rocker with a nose ring

She wears a two-way but I'm not quite sure what that means

And when she walks

All the wind blows and the angels sing

But she doesn't notice me

'Cause she's watching wrestling

Creaming over tough guys

Listening to rap metal

Turntables in her eyes

It's like a bad movie, she's looking through me

If you were me then you'd be screaming, someone shoot me

As I fail miserably trying to get the girl all the bad guys want

'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want

She likes the Godsmack and I like Agent Orange

Her CD changers full of singers that are mad at their dad

She says she'd like to score some reefer and a 40

She'll never know that I'm the best that she'll never have

And when she walks

All the wind blows and the angels sing

But she'll never notice me

'Cause she's watching wrestling

Creaming over tough guys

Listening to rap metal

Turntables in her eyes

She likes 'em with a moustache

Racetrack season pass

Driving in a Trans Am

Does a mullet make a man?

It's like a bad movie, she's looking through me

If you were me then you'd be screaming, someone shoot me

As I fail miserably trying to get the girl all the bad guys want

'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want

'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want

'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want

There she goes again with fishnets on and dreadlocks in her hair

She broke my heart

I wanna be sedated

All I wanted was to see her naked

Now I'm watching wrestling

Trying to be a tough guy

Listening to rap metal

Turntables in my eyes

I can't grow a moustache

And I ain't got no season pass

All I got's a moped

Moped, moped

It's like a bad movie, she's looking through me

If you were me then you'd be screaming, someone shoot me

As I fail miserably trying to get the girl all the bad guys want

'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want

'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want

'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want

'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want

'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want

'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want