King Tut

One last thing

If you bought my album

And you came down here expecting me

To do a a lot of routines from the record

And I didn't do them, maybe one or two

There's a reason for that

I think performers have to move on

You just can't do the same old material

Over and over and over

And it's kind of a cheat, I think

To rely on the same stuff

And if you don't agree with me

Well, excuse me

Thank you and goodnight

You know, one of the greatest art exhibits

Ever to tour the United States

Is the treasures of Tutankhamun or "King Tut"

(King Tut)

(King Tut) Now, when he was a young man

He never thought he'd see

(King Tut) People stand in line

To see the boy king

(King Tut) How'd you get so funky?

(Funky Tut) Did you do the monkey?

(Born in Arizona, moved to Babylonia)

(King Tut)

(King Tut) Now, if I'd known

They'd line up just to see 'im

(King Tut) I'd taken all my money

And bought me a museum

(King Tut) Buried with a donkey

(Funky Tut) He's my favorite honky

(Born in Arizona, moved to Babylonia)

(King Tut)

Dancin' by the Nile

(Disco Tut) The ladies loved his style

(Boss Tut) Rockin' for a mile

(Rockin' Tut) He ate a crocodile

(Oh) He gave his life for tourism

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(Tut, Tut) Golden idols

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(Tut, Tut) He's an Egyptian

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(Oh) They're sellin' you

(King Tut)

(King Tut) Now, when I die

Now, don't think I'm a nut

(King Tut) Don't want no fancy funeral

Just one like old King Tut

(King Tut) He coulda won a Grammy

(King Tut) Buried in his jammies

(Born in Arizona, moved to Babylonia)

(He was born in Arizona) Got a condo made of stone-a

(King Tut)

Thank you, goodnight, thank you