Wax Ecstatic (To Sell Angelina)

When things just aren't goin' your way

Like a problem hair, would you pluck or shave?

But shaving got to be such a bore

You deserve so much more

Happiness is just a purchase away

Angelina, fix your hunchback

Angelina, help your time pass

Angelina, here's a forecast

Angelina, it's science, we never laugh

Here's something that is automatic

It's wax ecstatic

Where life is nothing less than tragic

It's wax ecstatic

Where life has lost all its magic

It's wax ecstatic

Where life can't promise you the fantastic

Throw all your troubles away

You've nothing that you want to save

With the circus, you'll need nothing more

And all your troubles walk out the door

And it all is just a phone call away

Angelina, fix your hunchback

Angelina, help your time pass

Angelina, here's a forecast

Angelina, it's science, we never laugh

Here's something that is automatic

It's wax ecstatic

Where life is nothing less than tragic

It's wax ecstatic

Where life has lost all its magic

It's wax ecstatic

Where life can't promise the fantastic

It's wax ecstatic

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And here's something that is automatic

It's wax ecstatic

Where life is nothing less than tragic

It's wax ecstatic

Where life has lost all its magic

It's wax ecstatic

Where life can't promise you the fantastic

It's wax ecstatic

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Wax ecstatic

Ecstatic, ecstatic, ecstatic, ecstatic, ecstatic