Merry Christmas...If That's Okay

Let us all now sing our praises to the Lord today

Although you may not share our belief system

Which is perfectly okay

Maybe you worship an abstract being that is kind of vague

Or maybe you just worship a guy who's name is Greg

Perhaps your religion doesn't include a time called Lent

But whatever your religion is, we support you 100 percent

So sit around the fire

And have a chestnut roast

Or raise a glass in toast

To Happy Days, Donnie Most

But if you prefer to eat Indian food on Christmas day

I can only shrug my shoulders and say, "Namaste"

Personally I prefer

Turkey, gravy, and salad

But let's never forget

All cultures are valid

So let's have peace on Earth and cut out all the bull

Let's have a holiday season that's multi-cultural

If there's one point we'd like to make

With this festive holiday song

It's that Christmas comes just once a year

So for a few days for crying out loud

Can we all just get along?