Carol Brown

Loretta, broke my heart in a letter

She told me she was leavin' and her life would be better

Joan, broke it off over the phone

After the tone, she left me alone

Jan said she'd never ever see me again

When I saw her again, she said it again

Jan, met another man

Lisa got amnesia just forgot who I am

Felicity said there was no electricity

Emily, no chemistry

Fran, ran

Bruce turned out to be a man

Flo had to go, I couldn't go with the flow

Carol Brown just took a bus out of town

But I'm hopin' that you'll stick around

He doesn't cook or clean

He's not good boyfriend material

(Well, we can eat cereal)

You'll lose interest fast

His relationships never last

(Shut up, girlfriends from the past)

He says he'll do one thing

And then he goes and does another thing

Oh, who organized all of my ex-girlfriends

Into a choir, and got them to sing?

Who, who?

Shut up

Shut up girlfriends from the past

Mimi, will no longer see me

Britney, Britney hit me

Paula, Persephone, Stella, and Stephanie

There must be fifty ways that lovers have left me

Carol Brown just took a bus out of town

Love is a delicate thing

It could just float away on the breeze

He said the same thing to me

How can we ever know we've found the right person in this world?

He means he looks at other girls

Love is a mystery

It does not follow a rule

This guy is a fool

He'll always be a boy

He's a man who never grew up

I thought I told you to shut up

Mona, you told me you were in a coma

Tiffany, you said that you had an epiphany

Would you like a little cereal?

Who organized this choir of ex-girlfriends?

Was it you, Carol Brown?

Was it you, Carol Brown?

Carol Brown just took a bus out of town

But I'm hopin' that you'll stick around

Stick around, stick around

Stick around, stick around