JCB

Well, I'm rumbling in this JCB

I'm five years old and my dad's giant sitting beside me

And the engine rattles my bum like berserk

While we're singing

Don't forget your shovel if you want to go to work

My dad's probably had a bloody hard day

But he's been good, fun and bubbling and joking away

And the procession of cars stuck behind

Are getting all impatient and angry but we don't mind

And we're holding up the bypass, oh

Me and my dad having a top laugh, oh whoa

I'm sitting on the toolbox, oh

And I'm so glad I'm not in school, boss

So glad I'm not in school, oh no

And we pull over to let the cars pass

And pull off again, speeding by the summer green grass

And we're like giants up here in our big yellow digger

Like Zoids or Transformers or maybe even bigger

And I wanna transform into a Tyrannosaurus Rex

And eat up all the bullies and the teachers and their pets

And I'll tell all my mates, my dad's BA Barakas

Only with a JCB and Bruce Lee's nunchuckas

And we're holding up the bypass, oh

Me and my dad having a top laugh, oh whoa

I'm sitting on the toolbox, oh

And I'm so glad I'm not in school, boss

So glad I'm not in school

And we're holding up the bypass, oh

Me and my dad having a top laugh, oh whoa

I'm sitting on the toolbox, oh

And I'm so glad I'm not in school, boss

So glad I'm not in school

Said I'm Luke, I'm five and my dad's Bruce Lee

Drives me round in his JCB

I'm Luke, I'm five and my dad's Bruce Lee

Drives me round in his JCB

I'm Luke, I'm five and my dad's Bruce Lee

Drives me round in his JCB

I'm Luke, I'm five and my dad's Bruce Lee

Drives me round

And we're holding up the bypass, oh

Me and my dad having a top laugh, oh whoa

And I'm sitting on the toolbox, oh

And I'm so glad I'm not in school, boss

So glad I'm not in school, oh I said

I'm Luke, I'm five and my dad's Bruce Lee

Drives me round in his JCB

I'm Luke, I'm five and my dad's Bruce Lee

Drives me round in his

I'm Luke, I'm five and my dad's Bruce Lee

Drives me round in his JCB

I'm Luke, I'm five and my dad's Bruce Lee

Drives me round in his JCB