Polyester Girl

All I want you to say

Is nothing at all

And all I want you to do

Is stare at the wall

I love your plastic hair

And plastic eyes

Marvel at your plastic breasts

And plastic thighs

My polyester girl (So shiny)

Polyester girl (So shiny)

Polyester girl (So shiny)

Polyester girl (So shiny)

You're the perfect guy's

Accessory (Ooh-wee, ooh-wee, ooh)

Dangling from my arm

For all of the pretty people to see

Poised with sassy pout

And perky cleave

Great for backstage

And entertainment award ceremonies (Ooh-wee, ooh-wee, ooh)

My polyester girl (So shiny)

Polyester girl (So shiny)

Polyester girl (So shiny)

Polyester girl (So shiny)

Took you for a ride up in an aeroplane

But your body burst and left an ugly stain

Had to take your pieces back to the factory

It took them several weeks to get you back to me

My polyester girl (So shiny)

Polyester girl (So shiny)

Polyester girl (So shiny)

Polyester girl (So shiny)

Polyester girl, so shiny (She's my polyester girl)

Polyester girl, so shiny (Shiniest in all the world)

Polyester girl, so shiny (She's my polyester girl)

Polyester girl, so shiny (Shiniest in all the world)

Polyester girl, so shiny (She's my polyester girl)

Polyester girl, so shiny (Shiniest in all the world)

Polyester girl, so shiny (She's my polyester girl)

Polyester girl