I'll Be There for You (TV Version)

So no one told you life was gonna be this way

Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's DOA

It's like you're always stuck in second gear

When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year

But, I'll be there for you

When the rain starts to pour

I'll be there for you

Like I've been there before

I'll be there for you

'Cause you're there for me too

I am telling you, years from now

School children will study it

As one of the greatest first dates of all time

It was unbelievable, we could totally be ourselves

We wouldn't have to play any games

So, have you called her yet?

Let her know I like her?

What are you insane?

It's the next day

How needy do I wanna seem?

I'm right, right?

Yeah, let her dangle

I can't believe my parents are actually pressuring me to find

One of you people

God, come on, just do it

Call her

Stop being so testosteroney

Which, by the way, is the real San Francisco treat