Fiona

Haha, yeah, okay

What? (Damn, TJ, can we join Major Mob?)

Fuck

Green on me like I'm Shrek, my bitch named Fiona

Fuck taking a trip to Miami, let's go to Barcelona

Leave these bitches with a stale face like they Lisa, Mona

Damn, I meant Mona Lisa, but I got dirty soda

I clap a **** bitch like Thunder, this ain't Oklahoma

Stopped smoking, but I keep on coughing like I got Corona

Choked a bitch like, "May the force be with you," but I feel like Yoda

Walk around like Scotty, I'm Lil Yachty, cold like Minnesota

I ain't from Minnesota, but I'm still cold

Shoutout to my granny, she big balling, but she still old

Brodie, show respect or earn this trap just like some shell toes

Guess I must confess that I'm a thief because I steal hoes

Applying pressure to myself, ain't never let up

Ain't worried 'bout no eight hours of sleep, it's time to get up

I ain't average, ****, manifest the baggage, ****

I been fighting demons, y'all too busy fighting habits, ****

She a silly rabbit, ****, stop all the tricks, bruh, that shit for kids

Before he get a chance to grab his blick, I'm finna break his rib

Before he get a chance to bag his bitch, I'm finna call her dibs

Leave that **** like a basket-case, ain't got no place to live

Leave a **** in the casket at the funeral home

Oh, you never heard of my music? This shit new to your dome

Knocking at the opps' front door like I'm new to they home

Pulled up with the brand new SRT and it's wrapped with the chrome

Lost myself inside my fucking head, R.I.P. conscience

Bitch, I'm Spider-Man, I shoot my webs, like fuck the Green Goblin

Been three hours since she gave me head, bitch, you still slobbing?

Everybody hates TJ Major, I guess I'm Chris Rock-ing

Don't use no drugs to cope, guess that's something you should know

I was that young **** that put my bike inside the liquor store

I was that lil' **** that everybody took as a joke

But now, I'm set on top to stomp on **** like I'm Julio

Feeling jolly like a holiday 'cause ****, this the season

**** chasing hoes, but that shit get old like Morgan Freeman

Plug the pastor with the loudest za', but really, I'm a demon

I should tell God on his ass, but that's considered leaching

This Comedy Central 'cause I roll with the silliest crew

Know you acting goofy, let me show you what Mickey'll do

Smoke upon the herb, I'm with Ferb and Phineas too

All my opps fairly odd, I wonder what Vicky'll do

Green on me like I'm Shrek, my bitch named Fiona

Fuck taking a trip to Miami, let's go to Barcelona

Leave these bitches with a stale face like they Lisa, Mona

Damn, I meant Mona Lisa, but I gotta change the quote up

Haha, yeah, okay

What? On dog and 'nem

Bitch, on dog and 'nem

Yeah, okay

Yeah, okay